And if that fire lookout guy reports 20 false alarms...HE LOSES HIS JOB you dumb pricks!
Why do they need to keep alert so that jesus accepts them? I though he already did that in 1919...
Oz
another interesting video by "the snarky apologist" on youtube.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3aqh5xnzxa&feature=em-uploademail.
And if that fire lookout guy reports 20 false alarms...HE LOSES HIS JOB you dumb pricks!
Why do they need to keep alert so that jesus accepts them? I though he already did that in 1919...
Oz
ok ,so this is my story , this jw girl came on vacation in my country as a friend of my girl-cousin who is not a jw but were classmates at uni .
my cousin introduced her to me but she didnt tell me that she was a jw from the very first moment we flirt each other.we went on beach ,on bars ,cafes etc and she acted so wordly ,in fact i thought she could be a good one night stand with her behaviour .never saw anything weird about her that could lead me to question something, with the peak in the club where we danced together while hugging very passionatly .
i tried to kiss her that night but she kept her distance , i didnt notice any bad on that.anyway, next day we flirt again at the the beach and at night too .
She had her fun, accused you of being different so she could ease her conscience.
you should have listened to your friend at the start and not pursued her.
you know the right answer, you just don't want to hear it...so hear it is;
RUN
how loud do need that yelled?
oz
if you want to get technical, jws have not "disfellowshipped" anyone publicly in several years.
they stopped saying,.
"joe blow has been disfellowshipped.
I think a few changes helps to show how banal and sick they are:
Later that day, during lunch, Katty, an inactive
deaf knitter, approached Gabriela to ask about
the craft show. Gabriela replied frankly: “It was
beautiful! But now as a professional knitter, I want to
stay faithful to wool. So I must let you know
that I can’t be your friend anymore because you use Nylon.
Being your friend can affect my
status in the craft. You need to change. It’s important
to get back to wool and also to talk with
the senior knitters. I know you can change for the better.”
Thanks to Gabriela’s forthright but loving admonition,
Katty talked with the senior knitters, received a new ball of wool
, and became active in knitting once again.
i am posting to ask this group of wonderful people to help my friend who is with me now.
we are discussing her serious doubts and the barriers she is facing as the wife of an elder with small children.
she is desperately looking for help to pull away without causing dissention in her otherwise very good marriage.
I would also suggest she settle in for the long haul
She will be unlikely to wake up her husband in a month. This would have to be a well planned exit, starting with self education and months of planning. Then the dropping little bits and asking the awkward questions gently gently.
that would be my approach at any rate...I wish your friend well, she is in a good place here, the advice i got when i joined was huge in helping me reach my teenagers with TTATT
Oz
an insider at bethel has confirmed that there will be a new book released this summer at the district assemblies.
the society is using some new technology called "current light.
" it allows them to print the book with certain parts in permanant ink (as has been historically used) while other parts of the book have erasable ink.. as i understand it, sentences that begin with words such as "evidently, apparently, obviously, it appears that, likely, clearly, doubtless" and numerous other phrases will be in a slightly different font so that the "current light" sentences can be easily changed when needed.. for example:.
read 1984 big brother
Winston worked in the department that constantly updated the media so that it always reflected current truth
I am sure the story is not lost on the WT
Oz
where can i plug in my i-pod to read my downloaded publications ?
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''look i am happy to be ressurected, but...where is my penis''?
oz
52 degrees celsius is 125.6 degrees fahrenheit.
that's hot no matter how you measure it.. where i used to live in the desert we had about two weeks every year with temps over 120 degrees f. i once experienced walking in 128 degree weather.
not good for humans at all.. i hope the weather cools soon -- that is hot enough to keep wild fires burning for a long time, hot enough to kill people.
Crikey!
I thought 47 degreec Celsius where i am was hot...felt like i might spontaneously combust when i was walking around in it.
Oz
i was sitting at the computer reading posts at jw.net when the spousal unit told me she got me something special.. .
"you're really going to like these cookies.
" then she put the plate in front of me.. .
Hey!
I though my household was the only one that called each other 'spousal unit'!!
I also get called 'husband unit'
oz
http://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/102013047 .
wow talk about a way to push your garbage.
i can see it now the wbts is going to start taking their web pages down when people with open minds start picking apart what they write and openly publish for all to have this is only going to get better.
That article has little to do with the robot and ball catching, thats just a typical JWism illustration...
the real message is that a so called scientist, an acedemic guy, was so impressed by the research that went into the creation book that he sold his life to the WT
THAT is the message for all the less educated JWs...you don't have to look up and check all the quotes, this guy didnt and he's SMARTER than you.
just beleive
oz
might be 9 months old but jesus...aint nobody got time for that.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh7ugaprdpm.
Bump coz everybody needa good laugh!
Everybody got time for that!
That boy in the quior got lips remind me of Bubba in Forest Gump...better tuck that in boy or it'll get shot off...
oz